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23.1.06

Last word on the oating of Outen

Well, it's my last word anyhow, after numerous comments on the matter here and here, among others. Not much to say on the facts either: what Oaten did was (a) stupid for a politician and (b) not really anyone else's business outside of the Oaten family. Tim and Clive have rounded it up if you've been in space since Sunday. Garry has a theory about a traitor that might have legs.

Nah, I just want to give a final thought on the detritus. I see two possibilities. The first: Guido (and probably Popbitch) had absolutely nothing to do with this story coming out. He was just indulging his renowned penchant for self-fellating in public, this time dancing on the corpses of the Family Formerly Known as Oaten. (Though he's not the only one sniffing a bit of circulation in this. I'd have thought a man with two daughters himself would have spotted a good moment to keep quiet.)

Scenario 2: Guido did in fact have the full story, as he implies (Did it hint enough?). But, and this is the funny bit, he didn't have the balls to break it. He's sitting on the scoop of the year, and he recorded a bit of frat-boy homo-banter and some paedo jokes in the pub.

Obviously, it's Scenario One. But I do wish it was Two, if only because it would tell us something about the grotty little homophobe that he doesn't brag about on his blog.



GUIDO & MONKEY 19 JAN PODCAST - (02:33):

"Can you imagine if you were sitting at home watching Big Brother or something and Mark Oaten rings you up, saying 'Please, can I have your support?'. It's like... 'Yeah, just fuck off, and stay away from my kids.'"

"Is he the creepiest Lib-Dem candidate?"

"Yeah, I think he is. Yeah, he's definitely gay*."

"Wouldn't want him near school playground."

...

"Do you know what? I would be quite concerned if I saw him hanging around outside a playground."

"He does have the look of a paedo about him."

(laughter, then, in a put-on voice...)

"Our legal advice is that Mark Oaten is not a paedophile."


posted by Jarndyce @ 21:44
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